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I tried, but the wife won't let me park the Deluxe in the living room this winter :(

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Old 11-04-2010, 12:37 AM
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Originally Posted by TwiZted Biker
What's a living room ?

You know you have hit the jackpot with a woman when she walks in the bedroom wearing CFM heels & leather Lingerie holding a handful of condoms and tosses you a pair of hearing protectors and some nose plugs , ask what the last 2 are for and she tells you some men don't like the smell of burning rubber and a woman screaming .
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Here's my storage! Just plugged the breather and tailpipes. Lol
 
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oh boy
sounds like it's time for a new wife or for you to grow some *****
you decide which is best
 
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Originally Posted by oldairboater
I own my house. I can do what I wish. You may joint own your house. Complicates the issue. I would get a new wife myself but unless you own your house by yourself---same issue might come up again. I am always ready to miss a woman when it comes to being told what I can or can't do.
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Wives are like anything else......they need to be traded in every few years.
 
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Originally Posted by TwiZted Biker
You know you have hit the jackpot with a woman when she walks in the bedroom wearing CFM heels & leather Lingerie holding a handful of condoms and tosses you a pair of hearing protectors and some nose plugs , ask what the last 2 are for and she tells you some men don't like the smell of burning rubber and a woman screaming .
She usually just lights some of those scented candles & tells me to turn the TV up.
 
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Looks OK to me . . . don't see how there could be any issues with the decorator.
 
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It's guys like this that ruin it for everyone.

 
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Originally Posted by TwiZted Biker
What's a living room ?

You know you have hit the jackpot with a woman when she walks in the bedroom wearing CFM heels & leather Lingerie holding a handful of condoms and tosses you a pair of hearing protectors and some nose plugs , ask what the last 2 are for and she tells you some men don't like the smell of burning rubber and a woman screaming .
Wow! I'm just guessing here that you wound up having to sacrifice yourself. You know? Some women just have no idea the ends that some fellas have to do to keep them happy!

PS . . . Just curious . . . does your wife have any unmarried sisters?
 


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