I tried, but the wife won't let me park the Deluxe in the living room this winter :(
#71
I know tha Bit*h
What's a living room ?
You know you have hit the jackpot with a woman when she walks in the bedroom wearing CFM heels & leather Lingerie holding a handful of condoms and tosses you a pair of hearing protectors and some nose plugs , ask what the last 2 are for and she tells you some men don't like the smell of burning rubber and a woman screaming .
You know you have hit the jackpot with a woman when she walks in the bedroom wearing CFM heels & leather Lingerie holding a handful of condoms and tosses you a pair of hearing protectors and some nose plugs , ask what the last 2 are for and she tells you some men don't like the smell of burning rubber and a woman screaming .
#75
I own my house. I can do what I wish. You may joint own your house. Complicates the issue. I would get a new wife myself but unless you own your house by yourself---same issue might come up again. I am always ready to miss a woman when it comes to being told what I can or can't do.
#77
You know you have hit the jackpot with a woman when she walks in the bedroom wearing CFM heels & leather Lingerie holding a handful of condoms and tosses you a pair of hearing protectors and some nose plugs , ask what the last 2 are for and she tells you some men don't like the smell of burning rubber and a woman screaming .
#80
What's a living room ?
You know you have hit the jackpot with a woman when she walks in the bedroom wearing CFM heels & leather Lingerie holding a handful of condoms and tosses you a pair of hearing protectors and some nose plugs , ask what the last 2 are for and she tells you some men don't like the smell of burning rubber and a woman screaming .
You know you have hit the jackpot with a woman when she walks in the bedroom wearing CFM heels & leather Lingerie holding a handful of condoms and tosses you a pair of hearing protectors and some nose plugs , ask what the last 2 are for and she tells you some men don't like the smell of burning rubber and a woman screaming .
PS . . . Just curious . . . does your wife have any unmarried sisters?