Hear about a brand new Volvo (truck) brought to the dealer for a drive line vibration and when the techs found a hole in the bunk and TP wrapped around the drive shaft - service manager told them to GTF out of his shop.
The cut a hole in the sleeper bunk so that and do number 1 AND number 2 while rolling down the road.............gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "road grime"
I was riding today and came across soemthing I never thought to watch out for.
Was behind a dodge sprint converted into a camper and I kept feeling little drops hit my face.... looke at the back of the camper and noticed the sewer port was Leaking! I had $hit and pi$$ hitting my face! Needless to say I got around as fast as i could!! I have been riding for 5 years and have never had that happen, keep your eyes peeled at all time right?
this won't make it any better, but it probably wasn't the nastiest stuff (poop and such from the black water tank). It is more likely to have been water from the gray water tank (sink/shower water). Some RVer's let that tank "drip" because that tank fills the fastest, and other than soap and water (and some slightly slimy other stuff) nothing too toxic should be in it. Still not good, but better than the worst possible.
I feel your pain though, even exhaust water when following a car is annoying.
Some of us think riding in a cage or on a bike with our head in a cage is not much fun. Yeah, I know you are a preacher and will praise the glory of life saving helmets. Amen.