Did anyone witness the event?

 

40 minute wipe down with pledge once each 6 months. 10 minute wipe down with pledge once each month. It leaves much more time for ridin...

Don't care what people think about how it looks. The looks are for me when I'm not ridin...

 

Ultimate tip........see if you can beat this one,,,"Do not take a sleeping pill and a laxative at the same time."

 

Do not pee against the wind.. either



Sr. Chief - I took a laxative with a prozac once. I was stuck on the commode for hours, but felt really good about it.

 

good thing you wiped it down when you got home.

that bp gas has sea-water in it.

good way to f*ck up your paint.

 

Don't feel bad. We've all done it, or will do it.

 

Here is a better tip. Do not run BP gas in your bike or anything else-that stuff is crap! Second tip. Always have a paper towl under the nozzel when removeing it form the tank so no gas drips on the tank or any part of the bike.

 

Here's another tip....do not blow your nose while you're taking a crap!

 

works real well, doesn't it?

I degreased my bike but good once, out in the middle of nowhere--50 miles from the next nearest gas station.

No paper towels with the window squeegee, no toilet paper in the bathroom, and the "store" wasn't open.

So I just dumped half of the squeegee bucket, listened to the sizzle, and blow-dried it at 90 mph

 

Thats what you get for buying BP gas...