If a single biker can influence everyone's opinion of all bikers, can't we just appoint a "Spokesbiker" to go around kissing babies in public?

 

Does his bike have to have spokes? Or mag rims?

 

It should be an old panhead, hardtail... The overall look needs to be as much "Evil, badass, Hollywood" biker as possible. He would spend his days out and about kissing babies. Then on, any time anyone saw any biker, they would say "Oh. There's one of those nice baby kissers!", and we'd all have a really good image. Harley sales would skyrocket again because everyone would want to be known as a baby kisser.

 

I don't know about kissing babies

Have you ever smelled formula breath? ewwwwwwwwww