HUGE mistake involving wife...
#151
08-12-2010, 08:06 PM
Road Warrior
I'll share a similar story.....
When I was dating my current OL, there was a fundraiser type bike run that paraded through town. There were some other groups too, not just bikes. Police escort, the whole nine-yards.
I told the OL that I usually ride solo for these types of things and that I'd meet up with her later that day. Well, the night before, I'm out with my buddies, tying one on at the bar, and bunch of pretty hot chicks we know are partying with us (remember, I'm not married, just dating). The girls asked to ride along tomorrow. My buddies and I couldn't say no.
I figured I could get away with it cause there'd be no way my old lady would be downtown that day. Well, you know the rest of the story.....
Not only was she downtown, she was having lunch with her girlfriends who just moments before I come riding by with this other chick on the back, were asking her "Why she wasn't riding with me today?"
So, not only was she pissed about the chick on the back of my bike, I totally threw her under the bus in front of her friends.
Duh.
When I was dating my current OL, there was a fundraiser type bike run that paraded through town. There were some other groups too, not just bikes. Police escort, the whole nine-yards.
I told the OL that I usually ride solo for these types of things and that I'd meet up with her later that day. Well, the night before, I'm out with my buddies, tying one on at the bar, and bunch of pretty hot chicks we know are partying with us (remember, I'm not married, just dating). The girls asked to ride along tomorrow. My buddies and I couldn't say no.
I figured I could get away with it cause there'd be no way my old lady would be downtown that day. Well, you know the rest of the story.....
Not only was she downtown, she was having lunch with her girlfriends who just moments before I come riding by with this other chick on the back, were asking her "Why she wasn't riding with me today?"
So, not only was she pissed about the chick on the back of my bike, I totally threw her under the bus in front of her friends.
Duh.
Last edited by Jack Straw; 08-13-2010 at 01:14 PM.
#154
08-12-2010, 08:34 PM
Sporty
I have the same deal. Been married 20 years to one woman. I travel half the time for work and when I am home I pretty much do what I want to do. And she's fine with it.
Even with the travel I have never strayed once even though there have been opportunities to do so. (Been on the road with others that have had wedding rings slide convienently in the pocket or purse.)
My wife is actually pretty smart. At a party my wife once told a friends wife that the key to keeping a big nasty dog on a leash is to use a loose collar so it doesn't know it is on a leash. She then turned to me and said "How do you think I keep you?" My first thought was to say "big *****" but after a split second I realized she wasn't kidding.
I have the same deal. Been married 20 years to one woman. I travel half the time for work and when I am home I pretty much do what I want to do. And she's fine with it.
Even with the travel I have never strayed once even though there have been opportunities to do so. (Been on the road with others that have had wedding rings slide convienently in the pocket or purse.)
My wife is actually pretty smart. At a party my wife once told a friends wife that the key to keeping a big nasty dog on a leash is to use a loose collar so it doesn't know it is on a leash. She then turned to me and said "How do you think I keep you?" My first thought was to say "big *****" but after a split second I realized she wasn't kidding.
I give rides to women who are not my wife every so often. Most of the time I tell my wife I am going to do it. "Tell" is the key word. I'm not asking permission. She knows who I am and what I will or will not do. She also knows where the door is. Also, I might say she is not the jealous type, maybe I'm just lucky.
#155
08-12-2010, 08:35 PM
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Hmmmm....... Good idea,dude.....get,cha some lysol....ridex.....any other critter kill'n stuff ya can think of.......never know, might get'cha another 15! 
#156
08-12-2010, 08:41 PM
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Sporty
I have the same deal. Been married 20 years to one woman. I travel half the time for work and when I am home I pretty much do what I want to do. And she's fine with it.
Even with the travel I have never strayed once even though there have been opportunities to do so. (Been on the road with others that have had wedding rings slide convienently in the pocket or purse.)
My wife is actually pretty smart. At a party my wife once told a friends wife that the key to keeping a big nasty dog on a leash is to use a loose collar so it doesn't know it is on a leash. She then turned to me and said "How do you think I keep you?" My first thought was to say "big *****" but after a split second I realized she wasn't kidding.
I have the same deal. Been married 20 years to one woman. I travel half the time for work and when I am home I pretty much do what I want to do. And she's fine with it.
Even with the travel I have never strayed once even though there have been opportunities to do so. (Been on the road with others that have had wedding rings slide convienently in the pocket or purse.)
My wife is actually pretty smart. At a party my wife once told a friends wife that the key to keeping a big nasty dog on a leash is to use a loose collar so it doesn't know it is on a leash. She then turned to me and said "How do you think I keep you?" My first thought was to say "big *****" but after a split second I realized she wasn't kidding.
Now I know why I keep getting choked when I run to the end of my chain and bark. Mine is keeping me on a loose collar too. Congrats on the 20 years. I've got a lot of friends that didn't make half that.
#157
08-12-2010, 08:54 PM
As Dr Strangelove would say: "For you there will be no prodigeous mating!!"
I should have never brought this subject up with my wife, and I wish I had never read this post!
Now she has had time to think about it and she just informed me that she is the Queen and the back seat is her throne; nobody sits there without her permission 'cause it is her turf. Furthermore, she wants to know why I am asking about this, and just who wants a ride. Geez, just like that I'm in the doghouse and I didn't do nothin'.
Seriously, this is menopause right? WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED!!!
Now she has had time to think about it and she just informed me that she is the Queen and the back seat is her throne; nobody sits there without her permission 'cause it is her turf. Furthermore, she wants to know why I am asking about this, and just who wants a ride. Geez, just like that I'm in the doghouse and I didn't do nothin'.
Seriously, this is menopause right? WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED!!!
#158
08-12-2010, 08:57 PM
yeah the back seat is for the wife and the wife only... i actually take pleasure in completely rejecting some pretty little thing when she asks me all bubbly for a ride. even hot chicks need to be told no form time to time.
#159
08-12-2010, 08:57 PM
"Demon Goddess of the back seat" LOL, LOL, ,LOL.
I recommend you get her fixed. Lots of options for (insert sensitive verb here.) women.
I recommend you get her fixed. Lots of options for (insert sensitive verb here.) women.
I am not a dumbass; I asked real nice and everything. And I was serious about the menopause; she is really in it right now. First she is the wonderful girl I married; then, she turns into Zoltarious, demon goddess of the back seat; I thought she was going to do a head spin.
And no, nobody will ride back there without permission.
And yes, I should just shut-up sometimes. I'll be in the garage tonight; must be something to do in there.
And no, nobody will ride back there without permission.
And yes, I should just shut-up sometimes. I'll be in the garage tonight; must be something to do in there.
#160
08-12-2010, 09:08 PM
Sometimes you gotta put the shoe on the other foot to understand. Say you came home from work and the wife told you an old school buddy stopped by and he gave me a ride on your bike. I bet you wouldn't take it too well. I sure the hell wouldn't. So yeah, the back seats the wife's seat. You f'd up.
"SHOOTING SPREE IN SLEEPY QUEENS SUBURB"
seems like it fits.
not because he rode my wife around the block, but because he did it on my bike and because she let him.