I know how you feel, man. I'm tired of it too. I just give em one word answers.
"Aren't those uncomfortable"
No
"Is that comfortable?"
Yes

 

Number one question asked is...Don't your arms get tired?
Number one answer is...No.

 

If you like the apes, just walk away in a transcendental haze, pretending you didn't even hear the question.

 

so i should say.... hey I own a Harley also. wow look at those handle bars. Can I test ride that to see what it feels like?

 

"Damn dirty apes!!"

 

My answer is

Yes, they are un-comfortable as hell. And I keep falling and bumping into things in parking lots. You should put beach bars on your bike.

 

This is what I wanna do lol!

 

Yee Haww!!

 

Just think how many questions this guy gets.



And NO, it's not a photochop. I've seen that bike more than once.
Here are two pictures I took with my cell phone.
Taken summer of 2009, Defiance, MO

 

Never been tired of question but I get a bit aggravated with some of the answers.