General Harley Davidson Chat Forum to discuss general Harley Davidson issues, topics, and experiences.
Sponsored by:
Sponsored by:

Do it while the engine's running ?

Thread Tools
 
Search this Thread
 
  #1  
Old 07-16-2010, 02:26 PM
groupw's Avatar
groupw
groupw is offline
Ultimate HDF Member
Thread Starter
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: along the Front Range in Colorado
Posts: 6,146
Received 464 Likes on 360 Posts
Default Do it while the engine's running ?

I hadn't really thought of it this way, but .........

A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop.

The surgeon was there, waiting for the service manager to come and talk w/him about installing an SEST on his SERG & then dyno-ing it.

The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey, Doc, can I ask you a question?"

The surgeon a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and
asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take the valves out, fix 'em, put 'em back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So
how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big bucks, when you and I are doing basically the same work?"

The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over, and whispered to the mechanic...

"Try doing it with the engine running."
 
  #2  
Old 07-16-2010, 02:32 PM
jcallesano's Avatar
jcallesano
jcallesano is offline
Road Warrior
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Boston
Posts: 1,785
Likes: 0
Received 6 Likes on 5 Posts
Default

Smart man, thats why he's a doctor and the other guy is a grease monkey. : )
 
  #3  
Old 07-16-2010, 09:43 PM
thebarzeen's Avatar
thebarzeen
thebarzeen is offline
Cruiser
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: illinois
Posts: 220
Likes: 0
Received 2 Likes on 2 Posts
Default

similar story...... a long time proctologist gives up the trade to live out his dream of becoming a harley mechanic. For his final exam at trade school he has to completely disassemble and reassemble an engine. When he gets his grade back he sees 150% for his grade and goes to talk to the teacher. The teacher calmly explains that 50% of the grade was for tearing the engine down, 50% for reassembling it correctly, and the last 50% was for doing the entire thing through the exhaust pipe.
 
  #4  
Old 07-16-2010, 10:57 PM
groupw's Avatar
groupw
groupw is offline
Ultimate HDF Member
Thread Starter
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: along the Front Range in Colorado
Posts: 6,146
Received 464 Likes on 360 Posts
Default

Originally Posted by thebarzeen
..... and the last 50% was for doing the entire thing through the exhaust pipe.
........
 
  #5  
Old 07-16-2010, 11:10 PM
TXCOMMISH's Avatar
TXCOMMISH
TXCOMMISH is offline
Outstanding HDF Member
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Deep in the Piney Woods of East Texas
Posts: 3,202
Likes: 0
Received 4 Likes on 4 Posts
Default

Originally Posted by thebarzeen
similar story...... a long time proctologist gives up the trade to live out his dream of becoming a harley mechanic. For his final exam at trade school he has to completely disassemble and reassemble an engine. When he gets his grade back he sees 150% for his grade and goes to talk to the teacher. The teacher calmly explains that 50% of the grade was for tearing the engine down, 50% for reassembling it correctly, and the last 50% was for doing the entire thing through the exhaust pipe.

 
  #6  
Old 07-17-2010, 06:33 AM
dog155's Avatar
dog155
dog155 is offline
Extreme HDF Member
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Windham,Maine
Posts: 13,389
Likes: 0
Received 24 Likes on 24 Posts
Default

Another point of view is things don't go right with engine work can always resort to 2lb hammer.Hopefully sugeon isn't the same kind of mechanic.
 
Related Topics
Thread
Thread Starter
Forum
Replies
Last Post
H2ODR
Touring Models
12
01-14-2014 12:22 PM
dyna124
Exhaust System Topics
11
10-02-2010 02:50 PM
creatv1
General Harley Davidson Chat
1
03-02-2010 11:44 AM
Trex
General Harley Davidson Chat
3
10-05-2009 02:03 AM
MyRide7
General Harley Davidson Chat
9
11-17-2006 10:19 AM



Quick Reply: Do it while the engine's running ?



All times are GMT -5. The time now is 05:31 PM.