get a toolbag for yer misc stuff. They work well and are pretty cheap.

 

My buddy got a McCuff (from me) at X-mas a couple of years ago. It's the yellow one. Since then Harley now carries them in orange. My buddy feels lacking because he doesn't have the HD one. Does Harley make a chrome mount for this? I'm thinking right on the handlebars with a chrome mount would be keen! Maybe then, he'd actually use it!

By the way-to pay me back for this 'white elephant', he bought me a Chia Pet.

 

You got to be chittin' me, this thread is as bad as "where do you you put your gas cap when fueling. WTF Grow some *****.
Coyote

 

See if that little stuffed teddy bear you got strapped to your sissy bar will hold it for you.

 

There's a reason it's called the McCuff...It was invented by a McClown who wore big floppy McShoes, a red McNose and a striped McSuit.
Don't blame you for wanting to keep it secure though, what with the Hamburglar hanging around.
Hey! Have you asked Mayor McCheese what you should do with it?

Sorry, I just couldn't resist.
Damn this place makes me laugh sometimes...a frickin McCuff...give me a McBreak!

 

OCC did a bike for them.
The rear end looks like it's melted though or something

 

I know where to put it

 

put it on top of the gas pump .it'll still be there for the next fillup

 

On the shelf in your garage!

 

what about those that tried to give the OP a solution? all I can do is chuckle