Groupie Love...
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03-16-2010 | 12:00 PM
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Groupie Love...
On Sunday I met some friends at a lame little swap meet then headed over to the shop to help my pal with his bike, which is coming along nicely. After that I headed home but decided to stop in at a bar by my house for a beer before going home.
On my way I was riding down Main St. and enjoying the weather when I hear "Whoooooooo!". I look over and some chick is hanging out her window and she yells "I wanna ride on your bike". I just smile and give her a nod and keep rollin'. She keeps pace and is running behind me for a few miles before it's time to turn into the bar. I turn off and she's still behind me. I stop before getting parked and she runs up next to me and stops still persistently asking for a ride on my bike. I tell her that I doubt she'd enjoy riding fender and having no rear pegs but the chick still wants to buy me a beer and have me take her for a spin! I tell her that I appreciate the offer but I didn't think that my wife would appreciate it to which she replies "She don't have to know about it, it'll be our little secret"! Damn, this dame really wants some chopper lovin'! I told her that I'd have to decline at this time, she puts on the powty face and tells me that she's gonna keep the offer open for the next time she sees me. I thank her and roll into the parking lot and put 'er on the stand. The owner of the bar comes up and shakes my hand and asks what she wanted, I told him and he laughs and buys the first round.
That **** never happened on any of the other bikes I've owned. Not sure if I should be proud or feel jealous of my bike.
On my way I was riding down Main St. and enjoying the weather when I hear "Whoooooooo!". I look over and some chick is hanging out her window and she yells "I wanna ride on your bike". I just smile and give her a nod and keep rollin'. She keeps pace and is running behind me for a few miles before it's time to turn into the bar. I turn off and she's still behind me. I stop before getting parked and she runs up next to me and stops still persistently asking for a ride on my bike. I tell her that I doubt she'd enjoy riding fender and having no rear pegs but the chick still wants to buy me a beer and have me take her for a spin! I tell her that I appreciate the offer but I didn't think that my wife would appreciate it to which she replies "She don't have to know about it, it'll be our little secret"! Damn, this dame really wants some chopper lovin'! I told her that I'd have to decline at this time, she puts on the powty face and tells me that she's gonna keep the offer open for the next time she sees me. I thank her and roll into the parking lot and put 'er on the stand. The owner of the bar comes up and shakes my hand and asks what she wanted, I told him and he laughs and buys the first round.
That **** never happened on any of the other bikes I've owned. Not sure if I should be proud or feel jealous of my bike.
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03-16-2010 | 12:07 PM
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On Sunday I met some friends at a lame little swap meet then headed over to the shop to help my pal with his bike, which is coming along nicely. After that I headed home but decided to stop in at a bar by my house for a beer before going home.
On my way I was riding down Main St. and enjoying the weather when I hear "Whoooooooo!". I look over and some chick is hanging out her window and she yells "I wanna ride on your bike". I just smile and give her a nod and keep rollin'. She keeps pace and is running behind me for a few miles before it's time to turn into the bar. I turn off and she's still behind me. I stop before getting parked and she runs up next to me and stops still persistently asking for a ride on my bike. I tell her that I doubt she'd enjoy riding fender and having no rear pegs but the chick still wants to buy me a beer and have me take her for a spin! I tell her that I appreciate the offer but I didn't think that my wife would appreciate it to which she replies "She don't have to know about it, it'll be our little secret"! Damn, this dame really wants some chopper lovin'! I told her that I'd have to decline at this time, she puts on the powty face and tells me that she's gonna keep the offer open for the next time she sees me. I thank her and roll into the parking lot and put 'er on the stand. The owner of the bar comes up and shakes my hand and asks what she wanted, I told him and he laughs and buys the first round.
That **** never happened on any of the other bikes I've owned. Not sure if I should be proud or feel jealous of my bike.
On my way I was riding down Main St. and enjoying the weather when I hear "Whoooooooo!". I look over and some chick is hanging out her window and she yells "I wanna ride on your bike". I just smile and give her a nod and keep rollin'. She keeps pace and is running behind me for a few miles before it's time to turn into the bar. I turn off and she's still behind me. I stop before getting parked and she runs up next to me and stops still persistently asking for a ride on my bike. I tell her that I doubt she'd enjoy riding fender and having no rear pegs but the chick still wants to buy me a beer and have me take her for a spin! I tell her that I appreciate the offer but I didn't think that my wife would appreciate it to which she replies "She don't have to know about it, it'll be our little secret"! Damn, this dame really wants some chopper lovin'! I told her that I'd have to decline at this time, she puts on the powty face and tells me that she's gonna keep the offer open for the next time she sees me. I thank her and roll into the parking lot and put 'er on the stand. The owner of the bar comes up and shakes my hand and asks what she wanted, I told him and he laughs and buys the first round.
That **** never happened on any of the other bikes I've owned. Not sure if I should be proud or feel jealous of my bike.
Damn....my sister is such a ****!!!!!!!!!
You have cool bike, so go ahead and feel proud of it.
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03-16-2010 | 12:10 PM
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Bad part was she wasn't half bad lookin'. I was thinking about taking her for a quick scoot around the block but this bar is right down the road from my house. Imagine Mama rolling up to a red light and there I am with some random chick on the back with her legs wrapped around me. Not a good situation!
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03-16-2010 | 12:13 PM
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hahahahah!!!! You know she's going to tell her friends about you and your scoot! Sounds like you'll have a cult following soon enough!
