Saying "such and such is gay" is way gay.

Long live Spicoli!

 

The safest way to avoid a fashion faux pas is not to let your socks show at all, so you need to keep those pants legs DOWN...

I don't do this for just anyone, but because I'm feeling generous, I'm offering the use of my Stanley Staple Gun...

 

If he had said Spicoli shoes, it wouldn't have been gay. Knowing the brand name of your shoes is gay.

 

So do you just randomly pick shoes that are the right size and ask the shoe salesperson to put them in a generic box?

 

ankle socks,, they don't show

 

Tattoo some socks on.

 

Well, I have absolutely no "F"in' idea what Vans OR Spickolies even are.

Furthermo', I guess I could give a ratz azz what they are.





So that said:
I'm thinking at LEAST, #4 and #6. Hope like H*LL it aint #19.

 

Harley Davidson black riding socks. $39.99 at the dealership.

 

It must be a marketing thing.

 

Oh ... and by the way the HD version sells for $85.00, while the vans go for $50.00.