Originally Posted by 1200lady

As a veteran rider of 40+ years and a ride coach of the female type I resent that you used lady riders for your example. After years of teaching folks to ride it is my experience that although it may take some ladies a bit longer to learn how to ride, once they do master the skills they are generally better riders than men, using more common sense and being more willing to take additional ride courses over the years to continue improving their skills. I have had more men that I have told to find a different hobby.

Originally Posted by krwould

If you can't rub your stomach with your left hand while tapping the top of your head with your right hand.

Originally Posted by jw1200

you should not have a bike if you:

Don't know how to check the oil.

Have to ask, which oil should i use.

Have to ask, where do i put the gas cap.

Have to ask, what size trailer do i need.

Originally Posted by lizdc

MY hog is in the driveway she is pretty and red..Bitch on someone else hog.. Hmm.. Me I just want to be able to sit down..And the way you all talk .....

Originally Posted by MidnitEvil

By the time you wake up, you're fine and ready to ride.

Originally Posted by Maimas

Nah... I met my own Dad(correction, father, he's not a dad). He made it quite clear that I was a mistake.

Originally Posted by Hawaii-Five-Jo

You SHOULDN'T ride if you wear your helmet like this!!!