What is the funniest or most....
#12
Well, it was more my bud's comments to something my wife said. The missus referred to the fringe on her jacket as "tassles". My bud said, "You're wearing tassles?! Can ya make 'em twirl in opposite directions? I saw a stripper do that once."
#13
First ride of the year last spring.
Wife:I thought this helmet buckled from the other side.
Me: Yea thats funny, I thought that sticker was on the back last year.
Wife: It was, who moved it!
Me: You did when you put your helmet on backwards.
She now has a new sticker on the front that says FRONT.
Wife:I thought this helmet buckled from the other side.
Me: Yea thats funny, I thought that sticker was on the back last year.
Wife: It was, who moved it!
Me: You did when you put your helmet on backwards.
She now has a new sticker on the front that says FRONT.
#14
First ride of the year last spring.
Wife:I thought this helmet buckled from the other side.
Me: Yea thats funny, I thought that sticker was on the back last year.
Wife: It was, who moved it!
Me: You did when you put your helmet on backwards.
She now has a new sticker on the front that says FRONT.
Wife:I thought this helmet buckled from the other side.
Me: Yea thats funny, I thought that sticker was on the back last year.
Wife: It was, who moved it!
Me: You did when you put your helmet on backwards.
She now has a new sticker on the front that says FRONT.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Up here????? She NEVER sez N E thang TOOPID.
Well, LEAST ways, NUTHIN you'd wanna "call her on".
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#16
First ride of the year last spring.
Wife:I thought this helmet buckled from the other side.
Me: Yea thats funny, I thought that sticker was on the back last year.
Wife: It was, who moved it!
Me: You did when you put your helmet on backwards.
She now has a new sticker on the front that says FRONT.
Wife:I thought this helmet buckled from the other side.
Me: Yea thats funny, I thought that sticker was on the back last year.
Wife: It was, who moved it!
Me: You did when you put your helmet on backwards.
She now has a new sticker on the front that says FRONT.
Too funny! (married her for her looks I take it?)
#17
I came home from a long highway ride, and my wife said, you have mud on your coat, and proceeded to wipe it off with her bare hand. I responded with" that's not mud, it's bug guts", she ran away yelling: oooooooooooooo!
#19
First ride of the year last spring.
Wife:I thought this helmet buckled from the other side.
Me: Yea thats funny, I thought that sticker was on the back last year.
Wife: It was, who moved it!
Me: You did when you put your helmet on backwards.
She now has a new sticker on the front that says FRONT.
Wife:I thought this helmet buckled from the other side.
Me: Yea thats funny, I thought that sticker was on the back last year.
Wife: It was, who moved it!
Me: You did when you put your helmet on backwards.
She now has a new sticker on the front that says FRONT.