Sure, that's what she'll say until she takes a ride on my Big Johnson.

 

I have both. I use my Harley for my daily commuter and my Big Johnson for my weekend toy.

 

I don't think I would be wearing my azzless chaps w/ my Big Johnson?

However, with all the wood, you could probably use all the Lemon Pledge you wanted to polish your Big Johnson.

 

An elephant and a mouse were walking in the woods one day. they came upon a very large and deep hole. the clumsy elephant stumbled and fell in. "Oh, god" he shouted up to the mouse, "how can I get out"? "dont worry" the mouse said, I'll go get my Porsche. the mouse runs away, and returns soon with his Porsche Carrerra. He throws a large rope down to the elephant, ties it to the rear axle, gets in the car, revs it up and pulls the elephant out of the hole. " Oh thank you" says the elephant. but in saying thanks, the clumsy elephant hits the mouse with his trunk and knocks the mouse into the hole. "****, now what do we do? I'm to big to even get into the Porsche". "Just throw your dick down here and I'll climb onto it and you pull me out" shouts the mouse up to the elephant. The elephant rolls his dick down into the hole, the mouse climbs on and the elephant pulls him out. Moral: If you have a big dick, you dont need a Porsche!

 

You may have a point........no pun intended...........BUT, how many cubic inches is there available?

BTW, it ain't Long but it sure is skinny!

 

anyone aware that this story is from 2003....see this link... http://www.byteright.com/odd/index.cgi?md=read;id=4540

 

Yea JohnnyBravo I know it's old and I've seen it around a few times but it still doesn't change the fact that girls like to ride my all American Big Johnson.

 

I don't know if you could afford the parts...

Of course if you are only taking it out 1 time a year it might last awhile...

At least you would be able to say you have one...

Charlie D.

 

Big Johnsons come with owning a Harley,as long as the attitude is right!!

 

I don't think Harley has much to worry about. I wouldn't own one.