Just look at my Mug Shot, how upscale do you think I can make it in that department????

 

I've never been to Sturgis and will probably never go because it's not what it was.

Used to go to a lot of R&R shows. Could get crappy seats at a good concert for 4 bucks & everyone had a blast!
Then greed & idiots took over. It was a sad time indeed. The end of an era.

 

You got that right. It just boils down to scale - Hell, extreme hell, or something in between.

 

If that's your wife on your arm, you're doing about as good as any guy can do. She's a fine looking babe. That skank Angie on FTS doesn't hold a candle to a babe like her.

How upscale do I think you could do looking like you do? All the way to the top bro. Most women have a lot less concern for what you look like, once they get to know you. I've know supermodel looking chicks who've banged toothless, homeless scumbag looking dudes. Especially if you find the chicks with low self esteem. The'll jump in the gutter and dig down lower than you can imagine. NOT that I would even come close to even implying a chick would have to give anything up to hook up with you. You appear to be a fine specimen of a biker dude.

 

Ouch!! That chick is hot ButtMan!! You'll never convince me that that's your o'l. hehe!

 

Actually,

That was one of Santa's Elves that I was talking to while waiting to sit on Santa's lap last weekend,

If she is under my tree on Christmas Morning, I will always leave a **** load of cookies for the Jolly Red Guy,

 

Santas Elves Rule!!! Santas Elves should sit on yer lap!!!

 

I'd believe in Santa for a piece of that