at 60, I can jump just as high as I used to, but my hang time ain't there anymore

 

I use this whenever someone does or says some stupid ****:
"No you crackhead!"

Or when some dumbass I'm about to get into it with calls me a *****:
"Ya well ya are what ya eat ********"

 

One of my favs. When you see an attractive woman...

"I'd let her pee in my eye, just to see where it came from"

 

see below

 

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed man.

I thought I was wrong once but was mistaken.

 

Famous last words, Hold my beer, watch this.
this will only hurt for a minute.
for those with bad breath i tell them ,, Wish you would fart so i can get some fresh air..

 

My mantra: I don't want to be famous, I don't need to be rich, I just want to be left alone.

 

ride & let ride

 

Hooters, hooters, yum yum yum, hooters, hooters, on girls that are dumb.

Al Bundy

 

I was only wrong once, and that was the time I thought I was wrong.