Whats your saying, or quote you use?
#101
11-04-2009, 08:10 PM
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1 of my favorites, after a friend has a senior moment. Just think, this is as good as you will ever be.
#102
11-04-2009, 08:19 PM
Sometimes my clients complain that I'm disrespectful and obnoxious to them. I say:
"Yeah? You want a nice lawyer? You want a NICE FUKKING LAWYER?! Fine. Go down the road and hire one. I'll be happy to represent the other side and wipe the fukking floor with his useless ***."
They usually shut up about then. Then I demand money.
Seriously (altho the above is serious), when I was growing up in a stupidly poor family in the South, and had to wear ridiculous hand-me-downs from equally poor and stupid relatives, and I would complain, my dad would say:
"You have to be different to be better."
He said it with such conviction, I actually believed it. I still do.
"Yeah? You want a nice lawyer? You want a NICE FUKKING LAWYER?! Fine. Go down the road and hire one. I'll be happy to represent the other side and wipe the fukking floor with his useless ***."
They usually shut up about then. Then I demand money.
Seriously (altho the above is serious), when I was growing up in a stupidly poor family in the South, and had to wear ridiculous hand-me-downs from equally poor and stupid relatives, and I would complain, my dad would say:
"You have to be different to be better."
He said it with such conviction, I actually believed it. I still do.
#103
11-04-2009, 08:30 PM
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One of my favorites I use when someone asks how I am doing: "It is just another day in Paradise."
Another one of my favorites is: "The average person is a moron and some people are more average than others!"
Ride it like you stole! Make some noise and have some fun!
Another one of my favorites is: "The average person is a moron and some people are more average than others!"
Ride it like you stole! Make some noise and have some fun!
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11-04-2009, 10:55 PM
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#110
11-05-2009, 01:40 AM
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Two of my favorites from Navy days;
Every day is a holiday, every meal is a banquet.
We're having cake and **** for chow tonight and guess what we just ran out of.
Every day is a holiday, every meal is a banquet.
We're having cake and **** for chow tonight and guess what we just ran out of.