Slash the tires and then bomb the ol lady. There's no excuse for parking 2 feet from your bike. Wait, did you say she was young and hot? Never mind.

 

First I have to say hat's off to the OP. I know you are over it by now, but if this is the type of issue that sets you off in life, good for you. It must mean everything in your life is going extremely well.

Second, when I heard he was young, first thing I thought of was "she hot?", but the guy post #71 above beat me to it. Maybe you can shed some light on this very important part of the thread so we can all understand just a little bit better.

 

with a few shell casings and number placards on them

 

I still think the dead hooker is a WAY BETTER idea! At least until she gets cold and crispy... although a chalk outline wont stink up the joint.

 

I say if she is a HOT maybe she could appease you somehow

 

Its his F--ing spot no questiona about it and no one should attempt to park there even if it was empty. It would be the same as you coming home and having someone parked in your drive way up on your bike it BS. I used to live in appartments way back in the day and that S-it drove me crazy.

 

I was going to say get you some orange cones and cone it off.
Also if she was younger, and hot maybe she could visit you for a little while!

 

Get a grip..

WTF do you do at bike rallies where 2,000 bikes are parked handlebar to handlebar as far as you can see? Hell guys back their bikes in while leaning them over just to make them fit.

If her parking bothered you, stay the hell out of Daytona and Sturgis.

 

IDIOT. A little different.

 

Not different at all. I read you were mad because she parked to closely to your bike.

Was the the point of your post about posession of the parking spot? If that is the case you are on the wrong forum.