OH MY GOD, someone talk me out of hurting someone
#94
10-23-2009 | 03:11 PM
"Utopian Overlord"
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From: Union, Mississippi
This is why you should hang around feed & seed stores. They got a little sum'pin called "Liquid Fly Bait", comes in a little plastic envelope...it's fer fly traps 'n such. Suck a little of the fly bait into an insulin syringe and cut the needle off square with a pair of dikes. (Makes a dandy little mist dispenser) Spray the fly bait all over the offending vehicle. Then wait. It's pretty funny.
Oh, they also make yellow jacket bait, but that stuff's for special occasions.
Oh, they also make yellow jacket bait, but that stuff's for special occasions.
#95
10-23-2009 | 03:40 PM
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From: East Alton, IL
I misunderstood. I didn't know your post was about someone poaching your parking spot.
I incorrectly assumed it was because she parked so closely to your bike.
Your parking spot must be very important to you that you feel a need to be restrained from battering a lady who inappropriatley used it.
I apologize for my misunderstanding. I believe however, you should have posted about losing your parking spot in another more appropriate forum.
I incorrectly assumed it was because she parked so closely to your bike.
Your parking spot must be very important to you that you feel a need to be restrained from battering a lady who inappropriatley used it.
I apologize for my misunderstanding. I believe however, you should have posted about losing your parking spot in another more appropriate forum.
You probably don't play well with others, huh?
#96
10-23-2009 | 03:54 PM
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From: Nashvegas
Thought the "general forum" might be general enough.....oops?
#97
10-23-2009 | 04:28 PM
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hahaha I remember back in college, this apartment neighbor (who I didn't like) let her friend park in my assigned spot in front of my apartment. I left the person a note (after I parked in the VISITOR spot 10 feet away) informing them of the visitors parking spots in the lot. Stupid f*** crumpled up the note and left it in my parking spot after they left.
People are very inconsiderate. I would have been angry too, Nate. My Nighty is my baby. I don't want some douche bag (whether it's a hot girl or hot guy!) parking in a spot with my bike either!!!
People are very inconsiderate. I would have been angry too, Nate. My Nighty is my baby. I don't want some douche bag (whether it's a hot girl or hot guy!) parking in a spot with my bike either!!!
#98
10-23-2009 | 04:46 PM
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From: Florida
Actually there is a "General BS Forum".
That would be the most appropriate. Next time you get confused, just ask.
#99
10-23-2009 | 04:49 PM
Road Warrior
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From: Valdosta, Ga
I've reconsidered my suggestion of placing a dead hooker in the spot. Instead, try placing a morbidly obese man in the space and parking in one of his fat folds. It will provide protection from the elements. Just be sure to sweep his fat rolls completely into the space with a push broom...you wouldn't want to upset your neighbors!
#100
10-23-2009 | 04:50 PM
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From: Forest Lake, Mn
D
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