Oh, come on! You have to be kidding! Seriously.

 

Wow we could get creative with some names here. Super Glide,Wide Glide,Sportster.

 

The wife insisted on having the Barbie's. Whenever she leaves they get hidden in the cupboard.

 

Here's one

 

I swear if my Evo craps another cam bearing I am going to market Harley Toilet paper and USE IT.

 

Fat Boy

Night Rod

FXRG

 

Yeah I could use that in my toilet paper production too....

Introducing the new Harley Davidson Super Wide Glide Toilet Paper. and for those really big fellas the new Fat Boy Toilet Paper!

 

I had always thought the bikes were named after vibrators...all of the above, plus the FatBoy. After all, Harleys are the world's most expensive sex toys...and they vibrate well, too. At least that's what the women say

 

My wife always likes it when we're sitting and idling and I have both front & back brakes applied.

My vote though goes for the rings they sell which have actual metal from a H-D engine they have scrapped and chopped into pieces.

Oh, and the Ken doll.....he's gay and that picture proves it.

 

This.