Ok I know I am not the only one here, so how would you rate your mechanical temper tantrum on a scale
from 1-10?

I am the worst when it comes to working on things and my temper.
My favorite punisher is my Ball Ping hammer (I think that is what it is called, or maybe pein something like that).
One time while putting up some boarder in our kitchen I used a box knife to cut the boarder and knew I should
have changed the blade but was in a hurry and didn't. The thing ripped it on the first try, so I took the knife
out in the garage and began to beat it with my trusty Ball hammer! While I was punishing the knife for my
stupidity, the knife jumped up off the concrete, and attacked my new black pickup truck.
That only fueled my stupid rage and I took it outside to finish administering its beating that it didn't deserve!
I sure hope the neighbors didn't see this! If they did they have never said anything.
My wife only laughed at me hysterically.

Why just today I was putting some freshly purchased Pepsi's into the rack in the garage and low an behold
a can fell off the shelf and began to spew Pepsi all over my garage, floor, door, and started to attack my
Train while I was kicking it around trying to make it stop. I then rescued my Faithful Steed from this
horrible spewing beast and chucked it as far as I could out the back of the garage into the yard!
If I could have only had my trusty Ball Hammer handy I could have defeated it sooner!

 

LMAO!!

 

Whoops, on 2nd thought I hope that didn't **** ya off.....[sm=insomnia.gif]

 

HEY thats not funny (as i quietly take the hammer out of view and put it in my pocket)

 

allright sounds like my type of mechanic, how much per hour do you charge.

 

Ok. In through the nose...........out through the mouth..........in through the nose............out throught the mouth........in through...

 

At first if you don't succeed, GET A BIGGER HAMMER!

 

Would that be "Hammer Rage"?

 

I hope that wasnt a Metric Ball P??n Hammer

Jack

 

Quick burning 10 here.

Last episode was when the cheap shelving unit decided to buckle when I was trying to move it to clean behind. The speaker almost hit my ride as the whole thing crumbled, and all my cleaning products spewed out onto the garage floor.

After throwing the speaker out of the way, I preceded to beat the shelving unit into a cheap-metal heap. Starting at the top, I beat the top shelf into the 2nd, into the 3rd (fists and forearms only).

So you are not alone.