Well....
I'm new to the site and new to Harleys. I have been riding almost five years. I rode Honda cbrs, all 900's and a 929. All fun, really appeals to the younger crowd. Sold my 929 and bought a house. Been here a year and decided I wanted another bike. Looked at some sporbikes again. I really can't see myself paying that much for insurance anymore. A guy I work with has a sporty and he let me ride it. It was a custom with the forward controls and i liked it pretty well. So I went to the local harley shop. It's a new one, real big in Napoleon, Ohio. I freakin fell in love with a blue 883 custom. I told the salesman that if i was going to ride a harley it had to be loud. He took me in the back and showed me a demo 883 with a thunder header and 2 into 1 se pipe. He started it and i pooped right there on the floor. Thats it!! put it on and i'll take it. that was three weeks ago. He called me today and said they are going to finish with the header and detail it in the morning. I pee'd a little right then. Tomorrow at three i will be the proud owner of a new harley. Now i can stop with the wet dreams. I have bought three brand new bikes since i was 18 (only 24 now). I have never been so excited about getting a bike in my life. This harley thing has taken over my life. So many options as far as customizing, i dont know what to do next. I did get some drag bars also. Thanks for reading about my wet dreams.

 

What to do next is cancel the Sportster and get a Fatboy, LOL! Seriously, enjoy your bike!! You truly do meet the nicest people on a Harley. Except maybe me...my Fatboy has the Glock Model 26 option, LOL! Promise, I won't shoot you unless you mess with my Sweetie, LOL!

 

thats been true so far, just from reading this forum and the guys i talk to that have harleys. I cant wait for this expirence and this part of my life.

 

In a year you will be getting all hot & bothered about getting a man-size Harley. I kid of course! My first was a 75 Ironhead when I was 19. I loved it but it got small fast. You will truely go mad from all the options for customizing. Have fun & be safe.

UD

 

Congrats! Might wanna look into some Depends! Your Harley seems to be affecting your ability to control your bowel movements and bladder!

Post pics when you get the bike!

Mac

 

I'd definitely start with some clean underwear!

Congratulations on your new scoot! You're going to love your new family...

Ryan

 

12:15 can't sleep.... giggle everytime i close my eyes!

 

Congrats on the new Sporty. Now you know why you were told to always pack along an extra pair of clean underwear. You might want to get it under control before you get your new bike, because if that stuff builds up on the seat, it could make it a little slippery. I hope that you enjoy your New Sporty and if possible, how about some pics when you have the chance, Thanks.

 

first learn to control your body functions, then go ahead and buy the 1200 conversion.......enjoy!

 

Welcome to the HD experience from SoCal, I equate it to my first trip to Disneyland as a kid.
Waiting does suck but the first ride is the breast.