I agree, enough said.............

 

only kiddies wouldnt recognize sarcastic posts to a legitimate post Rap87

Ill let this post die cuz obviously some people can'T even understand a 4 lines sarcastic post.

 

Would someone Pleeez put this thread out of its misery?

 

 

Ok I got the solution.
I've been thinking a lot about what everyone has said, really I have

I have come to the conclusion that you can not prevent your bike from being stolen even if you park it in your bedroom.

So, to make sure you catch the guys, heres what you do. Its the only way. Cameras can be defeated with disguises. Alarms can be disabled. Chains can be cut.

You have to put rice crispy treats on your seat when you park your bike. Now honestly, who can pass up a rice crispy treat? Right, so now that you agree its gonna get eaten by the thief, imagine trying to eat them with gloves on. No way, too sticky. So they gotta take their gloves off to eat them. "So what?" you say. Here's what, now they are thirsty cause they are too sweet. You can't leave milk, cause who's gonna drink milk thats been sitting out. You leave a can of "insert cheap beverage name here" next to the treats. Now they guy leaves big sticky fingerprints on the can when he quenches his thirst. Chances are at this point that the sugar has made him feel better and the guy no longer wants to steal your bike, but if he does you got the can.

Imagine all the variations on this. Pot brownies or 6-pack of beer, maybe he forgets to steal. Exlax brownies could make it impossible to steal. You are only limited by your imagination.

Instead of coming up with a violent way to protect your bike, try one of these passive means. Oh plus, if you got a bunch of guys havin a party near your bike, others are sure to stay away.
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Trust me, I am the master of theft prevention. As a former chess club member, I have experience with gangs.

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Ok, I lied! I'm a poser. I was never a member of the chess club. I hope they don't find out. [&:]

 

Funny, I like that. I bet it would work too.

 

Man I miss the Big Hair 80's bands,..............Dokken, Ratt, Motley Crue,........I just can't get into all that crap on the radio these days...........

 

Now the Ex-lax, pot brownies could be funny!!

 

Pot brownies then the Exlax brownies. Proper order will ensure maximal effect.