Been married for over 25 years.....And for my 35 b-day (few years ago) she rented a limo and invited a few close friends and carried me to "Thee Dollhouse" where she proceeded to line up the girls for numerous table and lap dances.....
OK here's the story......It was early spring and me and my wife are riding together along with a buddy of mine. Wife and I on my Fat Boy and my friend on his Heritage...The weather is nice but on the cooler side. We are going from stop light to stop light through a smaller town but a four-lane road nonetheless. When lo and behold I look over to the car beside us and there are two 20 something year-old chicks watching us. Next thing I know the chick in the passenger seat pulls up her shirt and flashes us. Well, since they were ******* I just had to look, ( my buddy missed it the first time she showed 'em) so I asked her (in all fairness to my buddy) if she would do it again, only because my buddy missed 'em. I am that kinda guy I watch out for my friends. Well she did again several more times. Only thing is it kinda pissed off my wife???? I was only doing it for my friend I explained, but the excuse fell on deaf ears......Was I wrong for looking out for my friend? All is good now, but she ain't forgot it. I haven't either.... Fun day......
I need more friends like you...tell the wife to stay home and cook something...