Virgin wife goes for a ride...
#1
Virgin wife goes for a ride...
Had my new Lowrider for 3 months now and I finally got the wife on the back tonight. She is now a Harley rider. She swore when I got it that she would never ride with me. She said she was scared to death of it. She wouldn't even sit on the darn thing in the garage. Even being deathly afraid of it, she let me buy it. She knew I wanted it. She said "If it is something you've always wanted your whole life, get it. You work too damn hard not to reward yourself. Plus, I love seeing you happy". I married a gem, huh?
Anyway, a few weeks ago we were sitting on the back deck and out of the blue she mentions that I don't have a second helmet. I said, "Don't need one, you don't want to ride." After a few cocktails later that night she said, "Well, if you get me a helmet I might like to see what all the fuss is about."
That was all it took. Took her out today to get a helmet (she even had fun buying that). After telling her how to ride 2 up and what to do on the back, we went for a ride......
Some of the more memorable comments from my school teacher wife during the ride:
Anyway, a few weeks ago we were sitting on the back deck and out of the blue she mentions that I don't have a second helmet. I said, "Don't need one, you don't want to ride." After a few cocktails later that night she said, "Well, if you get me a helmet I might like to see what all the fuss is about."
That was all it took. Took her out today to get a helmet (she even had fun buying that). After telling her how to ride 2 up and what to do on the back, we went for a ride......
Some of the more memorable comments from my school teacher wife during the ride:
- "There is a lot of wind out here"
- "The wind moves my head when we go fast"
- "Did you say something?"
- "I can't hear you"
- "I like squeezing you when we start off"
- "My helmet keeps hitting yours...sorry...is that bad?"
- "Its not that loud when you are on it"
- "Which part of the bike will burn me?"
- "The seat is kinda slick"
- "It vibrates a lot. I like that."
#5
Keep that up and she won't be a virgin much longer!
Glad you've found a new riding buddy. Keep it up and you'll be buying another Harley for her!
Glad you've found a new riding buddy. Keep it up and you'll be buying another Harley for her!
#6
Some of the more memorable comments from my school teacher wife during the ride:
* "There is a lot of wind out here"
* "The wind moves my head when we go fast"
* "Did you say something?"
* "I can't hear you"
* "I like squeezing you when we start off"
* "My helmet keeps hitting yours...sorry...is that bad?"
* "Its not that loud when you are on it"
* "Which part of the bike will burn me?"
* "The seat is kinda slick"
And my favorite.....
* "It vibrates a lot. I like that."
* "There is a lot of wind out here"
* "The wind moves my head when we go fast"
* "Did you say something?"
* "I can't hear you"
* "I like squeezing you when we start off"
* "My helmet keeps hitting yours...sorry...is that bad?"
* "Its not that loud when you are on it"
* "Which part of the bike will burn me?"
* "The seat is kinda slick"
And my favorite.....
* "It vibrates a lot. I like that."
#7
If your wife is a virgin you may want to put the motorcycling on hold and take care of "business" if you know what I mean, and I think you do.