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Old 08-04-2009, 06:50 AM
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Default Biker Toasts!!!!

My favorite:

Heres to rape riot & revolution
may virginity perish
prostitution flourish
and sonovabitch become a household word!

Others?
 
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Old 08-04-2009, 07:09 AM
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Here's to you and here's to me.
Fug all those that disagree.
Sonavabitch.
 
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Old 08-04-2009, 07:32 AM
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not biker, but irish toasts...

It is better to spend money like there's no tomorrow
than to spend tonight like there's no money!

Here's to being single...
Drinking doubles...
And seeing triple!
 
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Old 08-04-2009, 08:51 AM
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I have heard of rye toast, french toast, wheat and cinnamon...but biker is a new one on me.

Not to highjack thread, it is about toast...I love french toast but the first time I made it I burned my tongue in the toaster
 
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Old 08-04-2009, 09:02 AM
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Here is to wifes and girl friends may the two never meet.
It's from the movie Captain and Commanders
 
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Old 08-04-2009, 10:03 AM
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It's Irish and not biker but I always liked "may you be in heaven 30 minutes before the devil knows you are dead"
 
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Old 08-04-2009, 10:34 AM
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Here's to the bikers' ol' lady, natures most beautiful vine
She grows ripe once a month, can bear fruit every nine
Sweetest creation this side of hell
Can get nectar from your nuts without crackin' the shell
 
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Old 08-04-2009, 10:43 AM
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Here's to honor
If you can't *** in her
Come honor


Here's to friendship
Best friends we shall ever be
If ever we should disagree
Well F you
Here's to me
 
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Here's tae us,
There's nae like us,
Some's tried,
They're all dead.
________-

To Fighting, Stealing & Killing:
Fighting for what you believe in,
Stealing a young girls heart and
Killing a bottle with your friends.

___________

"Gentlemen!
To a good selection,
no rejection,
a strong erection,
a clean injection,
and no infection!"
 
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And.................for those of you who do not drink, yet have alternatives ......


If the ocean were weed,
And I was a duck,
I'd swim my way down.
And smoke my way up.
But, the ocean's not weed,
And I'm not a duck,
So pass me that joint,
And shut the f*$k up!
 


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