Something strange is going on.

All these celebrities are dying and today a squirrel was in the road and as I approached on my RK it just stood there watching me until I was about 5 feet away. It then dashed right in front of the bike. Thump...thump.... I couldn't do anything to avoid it. It was like the crazy thing wanted to get hit. I was going to turn around and maybe administer first aid but I could see in my mirror it was futile.


RIP little rodent, RIP

 

Probably just got laid off.......

 

I think some of the squirrels have made a suicide pact...they are jumping out in front of me too. And don't even get me started on the damn chipmunks...they're just squirrel posers and wanna-be's anyway

 

PETA will probably have a picket line in front of your house tomorrow and they will most likely have the ACLU petition the court to charge you with wrongful death and squirrel-a-side. I would recommend a plea of self defense. Tell them that he had been harassing and stalking you for quite sometime.

 

They're Al Qaeda suicide bombers wanna-be's.

 

Sounds like you had a little road rage, and unleashed it on an innocent squirrel.

 

they where shooting a reformed editon of a commerical, remember the one where the squirriels ran out and caused the car to run off the road then hi fived each other. GEICO ?

 

Probably another Madoff investor who lost all hope!

 

R.I.P. LITTLE BUDDY

 

all squirrels must die, damn tree rats.