man, wish i were as lucky as you. oh well.

 

Well, I guess this is as good a time as any, to fess up. (Beings as how this thread is a bit o'er the top, anywho. )

I can't really stand the chopper, and I'd ride a bagger in a minute, BUT Momma stated without hesitation, the 'vibrator' goes, she goes. So, I am stuck on this friggin' panhead til you know what, freezes over. (Or at least cools slightly )
So, I jus' play "tough ol' guy", cause I didn't want anybody to know, why I REALLY ride this ol' tinker toy.

Oh, one more thing, does sniffing motorcycle seats fall under 'sexual predator' or 'stalker' laws??? Jus' aksin', THAT'S ALL.
IF so, is it a mistymeaner or a fellonknee?? Jus' aksin'.

 

Me thinks that falls under pervert.

 

Definitely a prevert! ROFL

 

Git er done.

 

Sounds like I need a second bike.

 

My wife just changes her Sporty in a Street Bob, because she "wanted a really big one" - after reading this threat should I worry now ??