Which reminds me:

Military Rules for the Non-Military Personnel
Subject: Military Rules for the Non-Military Personnel

Dear Civilians,

We know that the current state of affairs in our great nation have many civilians up in arms and excited to join the military. For those of you who can't join, you can still lend a hand. Here are a few of the areas we would like your assistance with:




The next time you see an adult talking (or wearing a hat) during the playing of the National Anthem ... kick their ***.


When you witness firsthand someone burning the American Flag in protest... kick their ***.


Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the highest amount of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise, quietly pull them aside and explain how these Veterans fought for the very freedom they bask in every second. Enlighten them on the many sacrifices these Veterans made to make this Nation great. Then hold them down while a Disabled Veteran kicks their ***.


(GUYS) If you were never in the military, DO NOT pretend that you were. Wearing battle dress uniforms (BDU's), telling others that you used to be "Special Forces," and collecting GI Joe memorabilia, might have been okay if you were still seven. Now, it will only make you look stupid and get your *** kicked.


Next time you come across an Air Force member, do not ask them, "Do you fly a jet?" Not everyone in the Air Force is a pilot. Such ignorance deserves an *** kicking (children are exempt).


If you witness someone calling the U.S. Coast Guard "non-military", inform them of their mistake...and kick their ***.


Roseanne Barr's singing of the National Anthem is not a blooper...it was a disgrace and disrespectful. Laugh, and sooner or later your *** will be kicked.


Next time Old Glory (U.S. flag) goes by during a parade, get on your damn feet and pay homage to her by placing your hand over your heart. Quietly thank the military member or veteran lucky enough to be carrying her...of course, failure to do either of those could earn you a severe *** kicking.


What Jane Fonda did during the Vietnam War makes her the enemy. The proper word to describe her is "traitor." Just mention her nomination for "Woman of the Year" and get your *** kicked.


Don't try to discuss politics with a military member or a veteran. We are Americans and we all bleed the same regardless of our party affiliation. Our Chain of Command, is to include our commander in Chief. The President (for those who didn't know) is our CIC regardless of political party. We have no inside track on what happens inside those big important buildings where all those representatives" meet. All we know is that when those civilian representatives screw up the situation, they call upon the military to go straighten it out. The military member might direct you to Oliver North. (I can see him kicking your *** already.)


Bin Laden and the Taliban are not communists, so stop saying "Let's go kill those Commie's!!!" And stop asking us where he is!!!! Crystal ***** are not standard issue in the military. That reminds me ... if you see anyone calling those damn psychic phone numbers; let me know, so I can go kick their ***.


Flyboy (Air Force), Jar Head (Marines), Grunt (Army), Squid (Navy), Puddle Pirate (Coast Guard), etc, are terms of endearment we use describing each other. Unless you are a service member or vet, you have not earned the right to use them, and therefore could get your *** kicked.


Last but not least, whether or not you become a member of the military, support our troops and their families. Every Thanksgiving and religious holiday that you enjoy with family and friends please remember that there are, literally, thousands of sailors and troops far from home wishing they could be with their families. Thank God for our military and the sacrifices they make every day. Without them, our country would get its *** kicked.

 

AMEN Rdam Good thing for people to remember

 

rdam, you seem to be into doing a lot of *** kicking. I know of a guy who has never been in the military but is a pro MMA fighter. Maybe you would like to start with him.

 

I have no idea what an MMA fighter is. I didn't write that, in case you didn't realize it, and I believe it's meant to be a little tounge-in-cheek (regarding *** kicking). Regardless. I am a veteran, and short of "kicking everybodies ***", I think it's generally pretty good advice.

If there's something in there that the MMA fighter disagrees with, have him visit the local VA hospital and discuss it with them.

 

rdam,

I liked it! Thanks for sharing. And if an MMA fighter (whatever that is) is so tough he requires more than one Patriot to kick his *** that can be arranged. He'll never win that contest.

 

Joromu, please STFU. Nothing worse than a blowhard talking **** about having someone else fight on his behalf. "I know a guy...yadda yadda yadda"

 

How the h*ll did we get to this??? I thought this thread was about the guy with the store-bought patch. Being in an MC, i dont mind people with the lone wolf stuff or hog patches, i just dont consider them my brothers. Those who bash MC's in general might just be those who wont be let to hangaround any club. Please keep the mc bashing down.

 

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