Happy Valentine's Day
#12
make sure ya wear that pink tutu thingy,that should get ya laid....out flat heeheehee...
#15
I did not know that you needed to have card to verify validation on being a man. You other guys have cards to prove that you are a man? Better check the expiration date.
#16
Now THAT was priceless!! Way to go!
#18
Husband: "What are you doing?"
Wife: "Nothing."
Husband: "Nothing? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour."
Wife: "I was looking for the expiration date."
Boy: "When we get married, I want to share all your worries and troubles and lighten your burden."
Girl: "It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles."
Boy: "Well, that's because we aren't married yet."
Wife: "Do you want dinner?"
Husband: "Sure. What are my choices?"
Wife: "Yes or no."
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
Wife: "Nothing."
Husband: "Nothing? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour."
Wife: "I was looking for the expiration date."
Boy: "When we get married, I want to share all your worries and troubles and lighten your burden."
Girl: "It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles."
Boy: "Well, that's because we aren't married yet."
Wife: "Do you want dinner?"
Husband: "Sure. What are my choices?"
Wife: "Yes or no."
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.