Did I do something wrong.
#271
03-24-2009, 11:35 PM
Tourer
Duhhh. Yea, you broke the rule of spread legs. The seat has nothin to it, the SEAT is not sacred- its the chick on the back of your bike with her legs spread so wide your @ss fits between them rule- that's the problem. Even if it was just a ride, its the symbolism- the legs spread open with your big *** between them. Thats why dudes dont ride with dudes.
Stop a little too fast and you break the ol' "****-squashed-all-over-your-back" rule.
And damn dude, you told her about it? WTF? Do we need to review the "right thing versus the best thing" too? 
Stop a little too fast and you break the ol' "****-squashed-all-over-your-back" rule.
And damn dude, you told her about it? WTF? Do we need to review the "right thing versus the best thing" too? 
#273
03-25-2009, 03:20 AM
LOL, "Buy a new seat," ...buy a new bike! yeah, thats pretty much a no-no whether its your wife or your girlfriend. Good luck with that one.
#275
03-25-2009, 07:59 AM
You've had it buddy! She will lord this over you for the rest of your life! If it was me, I'd bail while I still had all my protruding members in tact. If your still sleeping in the same bed, she's just bidding her time, waiting for the right moment to pounce.
GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!!
GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!!
#276
03-25-2009, 09:22 AM
You've had it buddy! She will lord this over you for the rest of your life! If it was me, I'd bail while I still had all my protruding members in tact. If your still sleeping in the same bed, she's just bidding her time, waiting for the right moment to pounce.
GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!!
GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!!
Something like "Married men don't bother to remember the mistakes they made. No use in wasting the brain power of 2 people remembering those things."
#277
03-25-2009, 09:31 AM
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don't know why this would bother anyone. If fooling around is the the issue, it's much easier to fool around in a truck than on a bike. Maybe it's the legs spread apart when she's on the back off the bike. But even then, it's kinda hard to screw her with your lower back. It's not like she's sitting on your face during the ride home.
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#278
03-25-2009, 10:33 AM
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September of '07 I took a gal on the back of my Wide Glide to San Diego, I live in Washington,and back up through Laughlin ,Las Vegas and Reno and back to Bellingham where she lived. I'm in Bremerton. We were gone 11 days and ran 4300 miles. The wife wasn`t very understanding about that one. I Pert Neer ate the 'Big One' over that mess. Probably won`t be doin' that agin'.... Waaayyyy old enough to know better but still have a little 'Renegade' in me at 59.....
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