Mark10
" but i am up at 5:15 am and just grabbed the 2 black things on the floor. didn't get to bed last night till after 11:30. "

I know exactly how this can happen .

I'm up at about the same time and out the door by 5:25 .

Lights out after 11:15 PM or you will wake up in the TWILIGHT ZONE .!

 

That made me laugh out loud, thats great

 

Hope you don't keep the Vick's Vapor Rub near the KY Jelly...

 

Don't know about your shoes but your sentences have been through menopause ... there's not periods.

 

Well at least you didn't put your boxers on over your pants.

 

Betcha had another pair at home just like them!

 

One too many beers last night! Looks like you weren't pulling to the right!

 

Wifey did something similar. Walked onto work at our assembly plant wearing her pink fuzzy slippers.

We still joke about it after quite a few years

 

Got dressed in the dark huh.

 

Look at it this way. It should bring a smile to your face when it pops into your head when you recall it as you attemp put the same boots. It was the beer and the beauty who handed it to you.