" do you think you get more sex "
#43
01-24-2009 | 11:14 PM
Road Warrior
Joined: Aug 2007
Posts: 1,390
Likes: 35
From: The real N.CA (not S.F. Bay Area)
What am I a straight man for MAX56? Without my help and input he would be watching **** and eating cheeto's right now.I have already taken pity on this sexually deprived individual and have decided to share some of my vast knowledge about the opposite sex to improve his chances of actually having sex with a female who is not made out of vinyl.Sometimes my generosity overwhealms me.
#46
01-24-2009 | 11:42 PM
Seasoned HDF Member
Joined: Jan 2008
Posts: 52,768
Likes: 40,605
From: SW OH.
Let me remind YOU that because I have taken pity on YOU and spent all this time in front of this keyboard I have not had time to satisfy any of the numerous beautifull women who have begged me to come over and have sex with them.My phone has been ringing constantly and my messages have exceeded the phones memory.I just barely have time to service a few of them before I turn in for the night.Matter of fact to save time I will resort to a threesome with the college girls next door.Don't despair I will go easy on them and not take my annoyances out on them.Signing out,Your Mentor,RAWHIDE.
#47
01-24-2009 | 11:54 PM
Road Warrior
Joined: Aug 2007
Posts: 1,390
Likes: 35
From: The real N.CA (not S.F. Bay Area)
RAWHIDE, finish off that tuna sandwhich, take the magazine with the sticky pages and put it somewhere where your mother won't find it, and go get some sleep. It's almost nine o'clock. We can continue this tomorrow after you get home from school.
