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Old 01-24-2009, 09:16 PM
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yes when i got my harley my girl said the sales girl comes with the bike.
 
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Old 01-24-2009, 09:18 PM
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Originally Posted by RAWHIDE07
Evidently you have an outdated version of the program and are too cheap to update.My sexual prowess is awesome and sometimes even I blush when I deign to mention it.Looking back on what I have written in this thread it could possibly be construed as "bragging" (if it were not true that is).Since you seem to depend on technology for your gratification and probably have a difficult time getting a woman to have sex with you without giving her money,I have decided to give you phone number contacts of women who do not meet my deservedly high standards.No need to thank me I feel that one such as I who has been blessed with superior good looks and sex appeal should try to help a fellow harley rider.Enjoy,Yours Truly RAWHIDE>

Well, I'll give you credit there RAWHIDE07, you're absolutely right. But, it doesn't matter whether I have sex with her or not, she still asks for money.
 
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Old 01-24-2009, 09:34 PM
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2007 was a great year. That was the year I bought my first SE Road King

I was having sex with 3.... sometimes 4 different girls each month.
(I really like the young ones too)
I was taking the Big Dick Pills They were really working for me...
Life is good

I remember a friend told me if you Buy that "Harley"

"It Will Change Your Life"
 
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Old 01-24-2009, 09:41 PM
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Talking That's why I have these bikes

I am married so I get no action except fixing **** around the house when it's to cold to ride!And besides what did you do before you had a bike...Oh I know....hehe...it's all good!
 
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Old 01-24-2009, 09:43 PM
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Originally Posted by kickstandkaddy
Do you think you get a little more action in the sack...
Because you ride a HARLEY?

Do you think you do???

Over the next average Joe that drives a Civic
Hell no, and I also drive a Honda CRV which might explain a lot.
 
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Old 01-24-2009, 09:48 PM
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Originally Posted by oaksmith
I never noticed any differance with the Harley but the my Corvette has made a differance. I hate being used as some peice of meat! I got feelings
That was funny.
 
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Old 01-24-2009, 09:49 PM
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Originally Posted by max56
I've got a computer program designed to detect lies in written statemants. It does this by removing excess verbage and untrue parts of the statement. I ran your statement through and it came back with this:

"Not trying to brag here but yes I beat off"
Now THAT was so funny I have tears running....
 
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Old 01-24-2009, 09:52 PM
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Originally Posted by max56
Sorry Rawhide07, I don't mean to put you out on Front Street like this, but you did ask me what the program would say. It came out with this:

I have never met a woman married or single. I have to disguise my looks to go shopping. Sometimes it's a real burden to live with and I ask for your sympathy. RAWHIDE
If you're not a real comedian you missed your calling!!!! That's some funny stuff right there!
 
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You see, what you guys need to do is pick up a girl in her late 20s. Then you will be fu(king like rabbits. Thank god I'm only 44 or I'd be dead by now!!
 
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What am I a straight man for MAX56? Without my help and input he would be watching **** and eating cheeto's right now.I have already taken pity on this sexually deprived individual and have decided to share some of my vast knowledge about the opposite sex to improve his chances of actually having sex with a female who is not made out of vinyl.Sometimes my generosity overwhealms me.
 


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