This is funny lmao

 

Uh, definitely NO!!! The wife was NOT happy when I bought my bike, so things were a little frosty for a few weeks.

 

Try running this statement through your program,According to my log (not MY log) I should say journal I have been hit on/had sex over 13,000 times since I started riding a harley.Since John Holmes is dead I'm number one.I have never met a woman married or single who did not want me.I have to disguise my stunning manly good looks to go shopping.Sometimes it's a real burden to live with and I ask for your sympathy.Your Friend,RAWHIDE

 

LMAO, oh what a night

 

Sorry Rawhide07, I don't mean to put you out on Front Street like this, but you did ask me what the program would say. It came out with this:

I have never met a woman married or single. I have to disguise my looks to go shopping. Sometimes it's a real burden to live with and I ask for your sympathy. RAWHIDE

 

It was just a shareware program. It's probably wrong. I'm sure you're a stud.

Nothing personal, okay?

 

I think I get less because my wife complains about it.

 

Evidently you have an outdated version of the program and are too cheap to update.My sexual prowess is awesome and sometimes even I blush when I deign to mention it.Looking back on what I have written in this thread it could possibly be construed as "bragging" (if it were not true that is).Since you seem to depend on technology for your gratification and probably have a difficult time getting a woman to have sex with you without giving her money,I have decided to give you phone number contacts of women who do not meet my deservedly high standards.No need to thank me I feel that one such as I who has been blessed with superior good looks and sex appeal should try to help a fellow harley rider.Enjoy,Yours Truly RAWHIDE>

 

Probaly not from somebody I would want to have sex with!

 

lmao thats a good one