Anybody have a Harley they don't ride much?
I sold my Heritage and was looking for a good used Road King but we found a house on 4 acres that was hard to pass up so until we sell our current house I'll be walkin. So if you aren't ridin yours bring it over! I'll fill the tank when I'm done and even give it a bath

 

I'll have some of what you're smokin.

 

Sure...what's your daughter or wife look like???

 

^^ I'm with him.

 

EVO bagger - 5 - 9G
Sporty, some real new - 3 - 6G
An OLD chopper - 15 - 20G
A 'buds' who'll 'loan' you his scoot - Priceless.

Priorities, it's all 'bout priorities.
Glad ya found some decent property. Good luck sellin' your other house.

 

A "real biker" would never go without his scooter. My bike would buck ya right off.

 

I have a custom lowered Schwinn you can borrow.
And you can keep your wife. You aint gettin rid of her that easy

 

It'll be a cold day in H......Anyway,no thanks!

 

I would be more than willing to let you ride my heritage only trouble is, it's booked up until 2099. If you still need a ride after that date, just let me know

 

No you can not borrow either of my Harley's but I will make you a sweet deal on ex-wives or ex-girlfriends. I will throw in a how to and what to look for book. It has a big section on where their psycho buttons are hidden and how often you can push them before you get uninterrupted varying degrees of spontaneous violence with verbiage.