She ownes 6 motorcycles. The Road King would make you guys salivate. First year the King hit the road.

She can crank her tractor and make your jaw drop watching her work the land.
Will climb on the roof and patch it up.
Is a gormet cook. That did me in.
Ownes a 40 ft RV Damn.
And get this, no kids. Is a widow. Two years now and is ready to move on.
Teaches and demos military defense weapons systems. Doods, the hook is in my mouth. LOL

 

Sounds to me like your hooked real bad.........

 

So, did you get lucky, punk? Well, did you?

(Poor Clint Eastwood metaphor....)

 

Sounds like we can stick a fork in you..

 

If you aint hooked, you oughta be

 

Here, I lightened up the picture for you... What d'ya think, guys, should she set the hook and reel this sucker in?

 

Hook in mouth. Not much tension on the line. I don't think I'll break the surface trying to get loose.
Lord, help me. Maybe not.

 

What? No boat.
I ditch her sorry azz.

PM me her phone number,
and I'll break the news to her for you.

 

With her 6 bikes and my two who has time for a boat?

 

so,,,,she got a sister? lol