This morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.
I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.
As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much;I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car
using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned Big Jim and theTwins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an
important call". I agree; Damn women drivers !

 

From Ron White "You can't fix stupid"

 

I've seen a woman driving down the interstate while talking on the phone and her dog was hopping around in her lap at the same time. Thought that was kind of nuts. Of course drinking and driving isn't too safe either and when I was young and dumb I did my share of that Luckily without incident ever!

 

LMAO

Snarly