Originally Posted by BaggerDriver

Yep been ridin' thirty seven years and met a "Real Biker" today ..

Comin home from work on Bagger , stereo cranking out the oldies , FullFace on , was cold at midnite going to work , and I aint out to impress anyone ..

Ratted out Shovel passes me , both cylinder head gaskets pouring out oil , sounded really sick , "Real Biker" wearing his novelty helmet , looking bad ..

Give him a waist level wave as he passes , he returns with a "you're No.1" gesture ..

I live a couple miles outta town , and there is a real wide shoulder across from my house , well , wouldnt ya know it , ole Billy B.A. is parked there , broke down ..

I pull over to see if'n I can help , get cursed out , so I pop it in first and cross the road and park Bagger ...

Takes all kinds I reckon ..

Originally Posted by Da Gumpmeister

Well, I thought, 'pizz on her' and jus' rolled back to the "Cash N Flash", and picked up on a young lady I had met earlier in the evening.
BUT she had to "ride facing backwards" in order to get ALL her equipment on board.

Originally Posted by krwould

Dunno Gump....might needs some wheels on them nips ta keep em from draggin! Hehehe!