Ah the thrill of the ride.

 

Yep, I was in Fallon Nevada driving a government van once. Brought it back and they werent happy. I was driving behind a cattle truck, it was freezing outside, so I thought it was the road slush at first. Wrong.

 

Had a guy in a Porsche tailgating me REALLY close one day. Came up to a dead woodchuck that had been ripening in the sun and it was quite bloated, so I put my foot down and kicked it as I went by. It absolutely exploded all over the front of that car. Had to hose off my boot when I got home, but it was worth it.

Wouldn't suggest trying that with anything much bigger though, you might break your ankle.

 

ROFLMAO---Thanks guys, I needed a good laugh today and BELIEVE me, this tread gave it to me. Sorry it happen to all the good people here but being a country boy, I know what to stay away from.

 

Great, something else to worry about. New rider here, thanks for the heads up.
Plenty of those here in Tx.

 

Well, I'm in Southern California here and not much livestock in this area. Although I may get pissed on by other drivers here, some of these people out here have no regard for other motorists much less riders.

 

When I was a kid my neighbors decided to go on their first vacation. There was eight kids ranging from one to sixteen plus mom and dad. They all piled into this old station wagon pulling a fold-down camper. They didn't get to the edge of town when they got behind a cattle hauler. One of the cows took a big crap right on their windshield. They couldn't see a thing so they pulled over to the side of the road to try to clean some of it off. kids were getting sick, Their dad was able to clean an area big enough to see and they headed home the end of their vacation. It was a hoot.

 

Thats a bummer dude. Nasty

 

Nope can't say that ever happened to me

Hint --> stay far far away from those trailers

 

Got ya in a pissy mood by the time u got home?