Pulled into a gas station a few weeks back and as I get off the bike my wallet hit the ground. So I’m thinking maybe it’s time to look like a hick:
An offensive term that deliberately insults somebody's rural residence or
background and his or her intelligence and level of sophistication.

Earlier this week I’m headed home from a meeting and stop by the Harley shop, pick up one of the chained (hick) ones. The next day I get out of the car and the darn chain hangs up on the seat belt clip and rips off my belt loop.

Ok so I’m a hick, they’re only to be used when you’re riding the bike.

 

I wear a chained wallet on the road. Ive had my wallet work out my back pocket and its nice to look down before a gas station in winnemucca and see you have your crap with you.

 

I have one of those chain wallets sitting on the shelf. I keep thinking I should use it but I'm waiting to lose my wallet first.

 

Is that whats on the end of those chains I keep seeing. Wow, learn something new everyyear.

 

Sheep, You ever heard that thing about when someone says “are you yanking my chain”?

 

Not always. Today's youth seems to have chains hanging off several body parts (including Little Elvis). I'd attach a picture, but I don't want to see it myself.

 

Sweetie says the kids today look like walking tackle boxes .. I know what she means but I aint got any fishing tackle looks of some of that stuff ..

 

Lost a wallet years ago, went back and found it along side the road. Have had a chain wallet while riding every since, but only when riding.

 

I like a money clip in the front pocket

 

amodump, get a belt. I lost my wallet on the way to lake of the Ozarks once.<---Got a chain wallet and don't care what anybody thinks about the look. My friends had to float me for the weekend, and calling the wife to tell her to call and cancel the credit, debit cards and checks was something less than fun.