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Old 05-15-2008, 05:59 AM
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Man I feel so lucky. Got behind a tractor-trailer hauling garbage. Liquid was leaking, out I could feel it hitting my face. I rolled on and passed him wide open about 85 then slowed back down. When I was slowing down a cop came around the curve ahead. Clocked me doing 77 in a 55. He asked if I knew my exhaust and high bars were illegal. Crap! I told him the law about the bars was a little gray and the pipes are not that loud.Then I apologized for the speed and told him about the leaky trash truck and said don't you smell this crap all over me that leaked out. He just laughed andwalks back to the car with my DL and insurance. A few minutes later he is walks up and tells me to take it easy on the gas and next time just stay way behind the trucks.

Damn, I feel lucky today although I had to have the wife bring a change of clothes to work. F-ing trash haulers!
 
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Old 05-15-2008, 06:05 AM
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Tell it like it is......methinks you 'smelled' your way out of a ticket.....LOL
I'll HAVE to remember that one!!!
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Old 05-15-2008, 06:13 AM
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Yeah, he was probably about to gag and didn't want to spend any more time there than necessary!
 
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Old 05-15-2008, 06:50 AM
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So he gave you the sniff test?
 
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Old 05-15-2008, 06:55 AM
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No sniff test. You really could smell anything, but I said it to hoping he would think it. The trucks haul trash from Atlanta to our backwoods county so no telling what the hell was leaking out of it. Felt greasy...hopefully just some old fast food grease and nothing worse.
 
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Old 05-15-2008, 06:57 AM
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Hey I will take a change of clothes before I have to pay for a ticket!!!!!

Good for you,,,,
 
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GB...pretty nasty stuff sounds like. The wife and I were in our car years ago. Got stuck behind a septic truck. Yup ~ had to run the car through the wash on the way home. Saw one of those the other day so I pulled over and waited a few minutes before I continued.
 
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Got stuck behind a septic truck. Yup ~ had to run the car through the wash on the way home.
That would have sucked on a bike. Garbage is bad, but septic crap is way worse.
 
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I came up behind a semi carrying a load of hogs last summer. I could smell it for 2 miles before I caught up with him. There were hills and curves and no way go get around it. The truck finally turned off on a different highway. Nasty.
 
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Man I feel so lucky. Got behind a tractor-trailer hauling garbage. Liquid was leaking, out I could feel it hitting my face. I rolled on and passed him wide open about 85 then slowed back down. When I was slowing down a cop came around the curve ahead. Clocked me doing 77 in a 55. He asked if I knew my exhaust and high bars were illegal. Crap! I told him the law about the bars was a little gray and the pipes are not that loud.Then I apologized for the speed and told him about the leaky trash truck and said don't you smell this crap all over me that leaked out. He just laughed andwalks back to the car with my DL and insurance. A few minutes later he is walks up and tells me to take it easy on the gas and next time just stay way behind the trucks.

Damn, I feel lucky today although I had to have the wife bring a change of clothes to work. F-ing trash haulers!
and don't follow the gravel trucks either......you deserved to get a face full of the stuff from the garbage truck,,,,,,as Bill Engvall would say, "here's your sign"
 


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