Just sayin'. Had a few vodka and cranberry juices. Always had military short hair, might let the back go though. Windy as heck in Jax today, sand in the eyes you know.

 

A Mullet will gain you immediate respect from Nascar fans and Mobile home dwellers in the Southeastern United States, and the country of Texas. I say go for it. You will have many many new friends.

 

It's your hair. Mullets aren't for everyone, but I keep mine in spite of the ridicule, finger pointing and whispering behind my back.

 

Maybe something like this, might take a while though

 

 

Joe Dirt

 

think some more lol

 

Uhh, quit drinking immediately. Seriously, mullets are about as cool as Sportsters....not very!

 

you need to be bitch slapped for even thinking about a mullet

 

How can Geddy not be cool?