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i would consider myself a real Partier and maybe a real worker......i once partied at work

 

Spuds McKenzie is a "real biker?"

 

As well as the "goggles or glasses" question!!!

 

You should never have more hair than your dog. It causes them to feel insecureand question if they area REAL DOG.

 

I wanna be a Real Biker...

Ridin since late 60s..... But some bikes were (dare I say it)Brit and Jap bikes

Had long hair, a beard and an earing........but not anymore, I'm no longer cool.

Commuted 75 miles to work, one way, would put more miles on my bikes than my car (oops, I meant to say cage)........But now have to ride three wheels, and iflucky, able to ride only a couple hundred miles a year.

Never been a member of group or club........But recently joined HOG......only have 2 year pin.....everyone thinks that I must benew to HD.....and I even started collecting patches and putting them on a denim vest.....must be a newbie, a wanna be.

Never wore black lineman steel toes...allwayscowboy boots but now mostly packers....

The only bike I ever chopped was Honda, an in line four not a v-twin. I haven't owned a rigid since1980......now I own a new softail.......I must be aRUB.....but wait, I drove an 18 Wheeler for a living....I'm so confused..

Oh my God.....what am I? What have I become? Am I no longer a real biker? Was I ever? What am I to do?

How bout.........NOT GIVE A FLYIN F#@K

Ride Safe
Oh sorry, doreal bikers or the wanna bes say ride safe......I forget.

 

This guy is a true biker. He really knows his stuff. And he's got a cool name.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...3&q=harley

 

Real bikers don't use computer web sites to ask whats a real biker.
Dear Moderator, Turn off this f'in thread.

 

I've dropped mine a couple times...that makes me a real biker...bawhahahahahah