Riding with the Devil
While riding on my motorcycle, do you know what I see? When I look in the mirror, the Devil looks back at me. Well I look him right in the eyes and say "you don't look so tough". Hang on while I do the ton, if you think you're man enough. You see I promised my soul to the Devil So that as long as I'm alive, The man in the mirror may get old, but I'll always be 25 Now He sits there on my pillion willing me to crash So he can collect the debt I owe, and grind my bones to ash. They say God rides a Harley. And I say that may well be But whatever bike I ride upon, the Devil rides with me. He's there in case I miss a bend, or I maybe brake too late. He'll never leave me while I live; he's there to seal my fate. So when I die and they lay me down, fit me with a barbed wire crown, Put a patch over my left eye, and give me a bike chain for a tie. Then when I meet old Satan, Face to face He'll know I'm there to take his place Crazy Chris

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This has been on here 87 times in the last 2 weeks. Please God, help me.

 

[quote]ORIGINAL: RudeDog

THE BIKER

I saw you, hug your purse closer to you in thegrocery store line.
But, you didn't see me, put an extra $10.00 in thecollection plate last Sunday.

I saw you, pull your child closer when we passedeach other on the sidewalk.
But, you didn't see me, playing Santa at the localmall.

I saw you, change your mind about going into therestaurant.
But, you didn't see me, attending a meeting toraise more money for the hurricane relief.

I saw you, roll up your window and shake your headwhen I rode by.But, you didn't see me, riding behind you when youflicked your cigarette butt out the car window.

I saw you, frown at me when I smiled at yourchildren.
But, you didn't see me, when I took time off fromwork to run toys to the homeless.

I saw you, stare at my long hair.But, you didn't see me, and my friends cut teninches off for Locks of Love.

I saw you, roll your eyes at our leather jacketsand gloves.
But, you didn't see me, and my brothers donate ourold ones to those that had none.

I saw you, look in fright at my tattoos.But, you didn't see me, cry as my children wereborn and have their name written over and in myheart.

I saw you, change lanes while rushing off to gosomewhere.
But, you didn't see me, going home to be with myfamily.

I saw you, complain about how loud and noisy ourbikes can be.
But, you didn't see me, when you were changing theCD and drifted into my lane.

I saw you, yelling at your kids in the car.But, you didn't see me, pat my child's hands,knowing he was safe behind me.

I saw you, reading the newspaper or map as youdrove down the road.But, you didn't see me, squeeze my wife's leg whenshe told me to take the next turn.

I saw you, race down the road in the rain.But, you didn't see me, get soaked to the skin somy son could have the car to go on his date.

I saw you, run the yellow light just to save a fewminutes of time.
But, you didn't see me, trying to turn right.

I saw you, cut me off because you needed to be inthe lane I was in.But, you didn't see me, leave the road.

I saw you, waiting impatiently for my friends topass.But, you didn't see me. I wasn't there.

I saw you, go home to your family.But, you didn't see me.

Because, I died that day you cut me off.

I was just a biker.[font="arial"][size="5"] A person with friends and afamily.
But, you didn't see me.

 

Thanks, but you can stop now, I have it memorized.

 

Nice helmet, Kingk9..... See ya over there!

 

apparently you really enjoy it...

 

Apparently, you can suck the thorny c**k of Satan. Can I say that here? Too late.

 

done wasting my time. AWESOME comeback though. the thorny **** of satan? come on man! maybe im just not old enough for that one.

 

Pooh Pooh Mary!

 

You're not old enough for **** p**sy boy.