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Here:
http://www.cairns.com.au/article/200...ocal-news.html

Freakin hilarious. I must try this next time I am out at the local cafe on the Sportster. The waitress is still convinced it was Valentino Rossiwho took her for a ride - and whatever else. Brilliant job, I reckon.[/align]
 
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That's funny! For those who don't know what Rossi looks like, Google him. It kind of looks like him in the face, but Valentino is taller and much thinner.
 
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You mean like the girl on the Biker planet ad. I can tell, she wants me!
 
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Had a buddy who used to tell woman he was Patrick Roy, the hall of fame goalie for the Colorado Avalanche. Since most people don't keep up with hockey that much -- and especially since goalies wear masks during the game -- he was able to get by with it for a long time. He even had a bartender run a tab under Roy's name and sent it to the team. Not sure if Roy ever caught up to him, but if he did then I'd guess my friend would have needed a face mask.
 
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..a buddy of mine pulled a similiar deal a few years ago in New Orleans. We were in town for a Giants football game..people at the bar thought he was a receiver for the Giants..started buying him drinks..we got a great table..girls all over...pretty funny.

..couple weeks later he got a visit from NFL Security (FBI) and nearly got jammed up big time!!

Not so funny anymore...well, maybe a little...
 
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If anyone knew Vaentino Rossi, they would know he isn't looking for ladies to give rides to. The man? swings his bat in the other hand.
 
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ORIGINAL: Gutman

If anyone knew Vaentino Rossi, they would know he isn't looking for ladies to give rides to. The man? swings his bat in the other hand.
Now that is something I didn't need to know.

Honestly, although I don't follow MotoGP, I've seen enough 2 Wheel Tuesday and don't think that looks like him. Guess the difference wouldbe his voice and toned down attitude. Also, he might be a strong little guy, but I doubt he'd be cruising the countryside on a that bike.
 
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he looks like he couldnt handle a 5 hp mini bike let alone a real bike.....
 
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If anyone knew Vaentino Rossi, they would know he isn't looking for ladies to give rides to. The man? swings his bat in the other hand.
Huh? As far as I know he had a long time girlfriend and then ditched her for some model girl.
 
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good one.
i watch gp and the dude can throw a bike around. can't imagine has any hard time findin a nice babe
 


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