I'm going to Al Gores house to ask him why it is still snowing in Seattle in spring!!!! Last Saturday it was f%^&n 78. This is just crazy talk. Actually I will dump a years worth of used motor oil on some baby seals in Alaska while I start drilling for oil using a coal burning rig.

Just kidding, I like baby seals........... with BBQ sauce!!!! [sm=shootshoot.gif]

 

I'd planned a big celebration, but after that sing-in or whatever it was to stop global warming didn't really seem to work, I'm just too depressed to party. I'll probably just stick with my normal routine of burning all of last year's used oil in a fifty gallon drum and pouring pesticide and fertilizer down the kitchen drain.

/s/ Another Fellow Traveller on Spaceship Earth

 

I'm cutting down 2 trees myself [8D]

 

I'm gonna cut down a sapling, cover it in tar and tie it to my bike, Then I'm gonna take the mufflers off my bike and drag the tree thru the streets.I'll then take the tree to whatever save the earth rally is going on and start the tree on fire up wind of the festivities and watch everyone gasping for breath because of theacrid smoke.Then I will go have a beer.

 

If I could, I'd stick Al Gore in a buncha old tires and...

"Global Warming" is PURE BS.

Go research it, you'll find out.

 

I thought I'd organize a fund raising rally for Al Gore's vice presidential campaign (regardless of who's running for pres), give some global warming speeches, burn my NRA card and parade about in my chaps and fingerless gloves before sending my guns to the Brady bunch.
If I raise enough money, I'll buy myself something real nice - like chrome or ammunition or maybe some nitrogen for my tires.
Sorry Al, but me first.

 

Hoping to burn a few dinosaurs, IF it quits snowing! Damn global warming anyway!

 

Earth Day? That won't even be a blip on the radar here in PA. It's primary erection day!

 

Gonna do my part to add to the greenhouse gases. Can't deprive the tree-huggers a reason for the "holiday".

 

Gonna dump a couplr gsllond of used oil in the ground , drive to the beach & do same....with 10 gallons , then fire up the racecar to bloe ALOT of hydrocarbons , fart a wee bit too blast some nitrates and methane into the air , THEN for an encorfe , gonna go to work and deliver 27,000 gallons or more of gas to help polute the air!!!