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Old 02-21-2008 | 09:14 AM
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Since most of you have no business being on the road, don't expect a wave from me. A true natural can recognize his own kind and will wave back.

For the record, I have never waved at another rider because I have yet to encounter someone else with uncanny abilities equal to my own. I have heard they are out there but we are so few and far between that I'll probably never live to see it.

Consider yourself truly blessed if you ever get the chance to see a true natural in action. It is an awesome spectacle that you will never forget.

Years of experience was never a factor for me. You see, I have an inborn, uncanny natural riding ability that doesn't come from practice and study. Never read a book, never took a course. From the first time I ever rode a bike, I instantly knew everything there was to know about motorcycles and riding. I was one with machine from the start - just like the f**kin terminator.
If I had to translate my ability to years of experience, I'd say it would equate to many thousands of years. There are so few of us out there with that uncanny natural riding ability that I can only hope each of you has the experience of catching one of us in action at least once in your lives.
 
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Old 02-21-2008 | 09:18 AM
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I see you're using mommy's computer again.

Is school out where you live today?
 
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Old 02-21-2008 | 09:21 AM
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Actually, the uncanny natural ability you have is to be an idiot.

I hope this thread dies quickly.
 
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Old 02-21-2008 | 09:21 AM
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Old 02-21-2008 | 09:22 AM
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I'd like to display my uncanny natural *** beating ability to this douche bag.
 
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Old 02-21-2008 | 09:23 AM
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You're alegend in your own mind...
 
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Old 02-21-2008 | 09:24 AM
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Castro just retired. Move to Cuba where they need someone with natural uncanny abilities.
 
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Old 02-21-2008 | 09:25 AM
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Un-canned "******"ural - Have to ask: Do you "squat" to pee in the mornin"? Thought we had a "GAY" thread already, but I may be mistaken. Jus' passin' thru. GUMBY
 
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Old 02-21-2008 | 09:25 AM
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Weren't you banned once already?

No matter how much you brag and no matter how uncanny your natural ability is, you'll never be a match for me so you might as well hang up your gloves and retire your helmet before you get your feelings hurt.
 
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Old 02-21-2008 | 09:27 AM
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Well, there goes 2 minutes of my life I'll never get back.....
 


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