Wife and I got back from a great day of riding, pull up to our driveway and my wife starts to dismount before Igot me feet set. You can guess what happened next. Anyway, I muscled it as much as I could to keep her upright, but she leaned overpast the point of no return and down she went.I managed to man handle some of the weight so at least she eased down and didn't just drop, sono damage.Luckily no neighbors were out so nobody saw us.

 

I had an 85 Goldwing awhile back. Started it up at the end of the driveway and turned around to go back to garage while bike warmed up. Heard a gurguling sound and just as I looked back the bike hit the ground. Broke the mirror and cost be 90 bucks to fix it.

 

Resently did the Gas pump shuffle, I pulled up lookin' good, then Abdul the headrag distracted me and I let it go without putting down the kick stand, hit the pump with the windshield and managed to hold it up, still maintainin' my coolness, at least that's what I thought until the guy in the pick up next to me pulled away laughing.