A man is selling a shield that can be fitted inside a motorcycle seat, designed to block out electromagnetic fields emitted from our motorcycles. He claims that many riders diagnosed with cancer were actually victims of harmful EMFs radiating from their motorcycles.

http://www.bikernewsonline.com/2007/...eat-shield.htm

 

Baloney! Everyone knows that EMF's come from cell phones. The magnet goes on your head: under your helmet or with duct tape if you prefer to ride without one.

 

Dammit........now I gotta wear an aluminum foil diaper, to go along with my aluminum foil hat.[:@]

 

anybody interested, I'm selling helmets that have a built in gamma ray deflector built in. prevents long term damage cause by solar flares and satellites that had ni-cad batteries installed. Also tested to prevent the thiefs from mars from using that brain theft device.

1/2 helmets only $450. better get 'em quick. 1st come, 1st serve. No returns, but guaranteed for life (yours). They also come with an optional extended warranty that can be included for your heirs, at a slightly exaggerated cost.

 

Time to turn off that computer monitor. That EMF is blasting you right in your face.

 

so riding your harley can give you big *****

 

Aluminum foil will work just fine.

 

hey, that is a patented trade secret. you cannot give out this classified information used in my high quality, over-priced product. Course, I treat the tin foil with special formula of used turkey grease and Pam.

 

nah... they shrink up

 

Funny, The bottom of my seat is metal?

Is his shield a magic shield?

P.T. Barnum said it. There is a sucker born every minute.